Why is my Bed Wet
It was one of my first weekends at my new university. It was one of the weekly residence parties of getting drunk. The party was pretty good. I had a few drinks, talked to a few people and had a good time. Later a group went for a walk to get late night fast food. On the [...]
She Doesn’t Have it.
You watch it happen. You watch as she begins to fall in love with you and think to yourself how you’ve been here before. “You’re so different”, is what they all say. I’ve never been “drunk on love”. whiskey does a fine job getting me drunk. I sold my chances for true love when I decided [...]
Man the Fuck Up
I’d been wanting to approach her for far too long. One of the girls from the table I gave that note kept making eye contact with me. I hadn’t noticed until Dev pointed it out to me. “Dude she’s always looking over at you.” From than pretty much every meal we exchanged a few brief [...]
Table of Good Looking Girls… Gotta Do Something About That
Every meal time a friend and I ruthlessly enjoying seeing the woman in our dinning hall. We particularly enjoy one group of girls. A punky red head, a hipster ginger, blond, and a cute few brunettes. One day in extreme boredom we got the idea to give out a little note awarding a girl to be [...]
Bloody Mary
It had been a quiet reading week. Went camping, hung around and had a good time. On the last night one of my best friends got back and sent me this text message “Get to my room now”. I could sense something good was gonna happen but nothing could have prepared me… The Friday before [...]