1. Always have a condom
Nothing is worse than getting back to her place, making out, you get into bed and she asks, “Do you have a condom?” when you know you don’t. “Umm let me check.” Sorry buddy this isn’t the third world, a ziplock bag isn’t gonna cut it. You are officially fucked, bye bye sexy time.
What I do is put a condom is every one of my jackets that way if I need it I have it. Don’t keep the condom in your wallet we all know that’s gonna lead to you using it 6 months later and when you open it a little cloud of dust is gonna hit you in the face. If you have to keep it in your pocket take it out after the end of the night. Trojan has plastic hard sided condom wrappers for those of you who insist on keeping one in your wallet/pocket all the time. I still wouldn’t trust it.
2. Get Tested Annually
If anyone tries telling you different about this they’re a fucking loser. If you’re out there fucking all sorts of different girls even with a condom you should still get tested. There is no shame in being test, it’s the most responsible thing you can do. Even curable STIs can leave you infertile if left untreated. So man the fuck up and go get tested… It’s probably free.
3. Dancing at the Club
Ok this one is a personal opinion. The dance floor, a place of full of gyrating and hip moving fine asses. But just cause she’s dancing like a slut doesn’t mean she is a slut. I’ve seen countless guys have a girl “in the bag” and then they go out on the dance floor and shit falls apart faster than a house of cards. Unless you have actual dance moves and know what you’re doing let the girls do the gyrating.
A lot of guys go out onto the dance doing what the girl should be doing, gyrating. Muthafucka cut that shit out aint. None of us wanna see your little white boy ass wiggling around the dance floor like a noodle like you just did a line of coke. Girls don’t wanna see how fast you can move your body or how fast you can do some whack ass dance move. It’s all about synchronization. Woman wanna be able to “sync up” with you on the dance floor. Why do you think the guys getting the most action are often doing the least amount of movement. Please don’t be “that guy” dancing all kinds of whack.
James
/ December 12, 2012Actually, when I go out to clubs, I get pretty wasted. And when I get wasted, I dance like a fool. People tell me I dance good, so maybe that’s why, but I’ve definitely had more luck dancing like a buffoon than trying to dance with girls who don’t want to. Once they see that I’m simply there to have fun and not just hook up, they’ll actually come dance with me. I’ve had girls crawling between my legs while I shake my ass, and I’ve had girls bend over so I can lean back on them and go wild.